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Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE

Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

Five more days.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.

I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.