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This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
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I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
If you read this, you lost your v card.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
