This jokes

Movie

  • Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

    This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

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  • Gwen

  • Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

    Agent

  • Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

    I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

    Present

  • Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

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  • Bartender

  • A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

    Life

  • Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

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  • Dentist

  • Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

    Patient: “OK.”

    Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”

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  • Name

  • Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

    Chocolate

  • This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

    Flight

  • I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

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  • Age

  • Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

    Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.