This jokes

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

A guy and his girl just finished making love.

Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

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Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.