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Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Memes
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a like if you LOL at this joke!
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!