I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
I found this at school.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
What is this?
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Kyler, go on this one.
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
