This jokes

Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.

Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.

This dick ain't gon to suck itself.

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An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"