Think jokes

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

I think my penis has facial recognition.

When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.