Think jokes

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Some dude: Water you thinking?

Me: You're drowning in my head.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Think like a proton--stay positive!

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.