Think jokes

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

I think my penis has facial recognition.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.