Think jokes

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

I think my penis has facial recognition.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.