What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
A man and a child walk into the woods, the child turns to the man and says: "Mister, can we go home, it's getting late and I'm scared to walk home". The man turns to the child and says: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
i cant think of any jokes.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
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I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
