Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
