They're jokes
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.