They're jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!