God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
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Explain Bear
Alright, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You are telling orphans their parents love them on April Fool's Day, a day known for pranks and lies. The fact that you're doing this to children, specifically orphans, who are vulnerable, makes you a horrible person. The joke is funny because it's twisted and wrong. You use the fact that the kids don't have parents to make a nasty prank. Get it?