They're jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"