They're jokes
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.