They're jokes
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.