I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Orphan Kidnapping Logic
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained buffoon. You think kidnapping orphans is okay? You do realize that just because they don't have parents doesn't mean they won't be missed or that kidnapping is not a crime? Wow, you really need to touch some grass and visit a jail. That's where you belong, you goofy bear.