They jokes
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.