They jokes

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

Cause that's the only way they get love.

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters.

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

What do bees do when they get married?

They go on a honeymoon.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.