They jokes

Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

Cause that's the only way they get love.

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters.

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."