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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Three friends were stuck in the desert. They were struggling and trying to find food when they found a magical lamp. They rubbed it and out came a genie, and the genie says, "Each of you friends get to have one wish." So the first friend said, "I wish to go home," same as the second one. The third friend said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were with me!"
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
They are hairy.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.