They jokes
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.