They jokes
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.