They jokes

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they cannot find home.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

Women are only for sex!

They are good for cooking and sex!

Nothing but those things.

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.