Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
They Jokes
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
