They jokes
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.