They jokes
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Memes
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.