They jokes
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.