They jokes
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Memes
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.