They jokes
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Memes
they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.