A Plain Pizza Order

  • Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?

    They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, simpleton, because Explain Bear is only saying this once. The joke is a pun. 'Plane' sounds exactly like 'plain'—as in a plain cheese pizza with no toppings. But on 9/11, the Twin Towers actually got hit by airplanes. You probably order plain pizza because your palate is as basic as your humor.

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