Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
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Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
