They jokes
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.