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I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.