They jokes
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What do they say when they answer the phone???
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.