They jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.