They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Memes
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.