They jokes
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.