They jokes
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.