They jokes
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.