Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
They Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
