They jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Memes
so true
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha