They jokes

Arrest

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

Rolex

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

Jew

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

Supermarket

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

Bro

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Virgin

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

People

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

Cop

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

Spider

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

Watch

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."

Class

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Teenager

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?

Because they already ate their supper.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.