They jokes
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.