They jokes
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.