What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
They Jokes
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
