They jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?