They jokes

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they couldn't run home.

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

What happens to emo kids when they go up?

They never come down.

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...