They jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.