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Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣