They jokes
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.