Thereness jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!