Thereness jokes
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?