There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
Dog as Food
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about someone playin' fetch with a dog, but then BAM! It turns out the dog WAS the food! Get it? You probably don't, you soggy sandwich.