Thereness jokes
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.