Thereness jokes
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.