That jokes
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
That one
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.