That jokes
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.