That jokes

People

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Orphan

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

Momma

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Class

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Memes

Migraine

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Asshole

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

Wordplay

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† Lol like

Mama

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Irony

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Ad

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

Ass

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

Technology

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

Chick

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

Wish

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Difference

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?