That jokes
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
That's caketasic!
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.