That jokes

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.

Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?

They couldn't beet the Nazis.

"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

"That plane lookin kinda low."

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?

Hot Wheels.

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.

“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.