That jokes
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.