That jokes

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?

Ground beef.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

1: Hey.

2: What?

1: We're outta paint.

2: *HMM*

(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"