That jokes
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.