That jokes

Autism

    • Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

    Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

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    • Name

    • My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

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    • That memes

    Drone

    • Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

    What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

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    • Cat

    • I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

    And then I noticed that my cat was missing.

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    • Nun

    • A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

    The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"

    The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."

    The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"

    The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

    At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."

    The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."

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    • Bang

    • "Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

    "Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

    "Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

    Kidney

    • Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

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    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents' house, and he asked his grandpa, "Can I have a cigarette?" His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "No." "Then that's your answer." A little bit later, Little Johnny asked for a beer. His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "I already said no." "Well, that's your answer." Later, he was complaining to his grandma, and she gave him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said, "Can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandpa said, "Well, yes, it can." And Little Johnny said, "Well, go fuck yourself, old man, because these are my cookies."

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    • Baby

    • Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

    So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

    "That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."

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    • Farmer

    • As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

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