That jokes
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
I didn’t do that.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.