What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
That Jokes
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
