That jokes

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!