That jokes
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!