That jokes

Necrophiliac

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Mom

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Book

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

President

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Stork

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

Accident

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Reaction

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.