That jokes
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.