That jokes
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Memes
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.