Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
That Jokes
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
