So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude tells his wife she'd look hotter with her hair pulled back. Harmless, right? Wrong! Turns out she's battling cancer and probably lost her hair because of chemo, you dense cabbage. It's like telling a fish it smells like the sea, only way more insensitive.