That jokes

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.