Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
That Jokes
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.