That jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.