That jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.