That jokes

World Trade Center

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Batman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Orphan

Why are orphans so fond of shadows?

They're the only thing that accompanies them always.

Snail

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Memes

Election

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Friend

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

Chair

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Hairline

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Hairline

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Hospital

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?

Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.

Roast

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Team

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Name

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.