That jokes

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.