That jokes
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Memes
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
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Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
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