That jokes

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"

What do you call a cow that has been shot?

Holy cow!

Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.