That jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.