That jokes
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Memes
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.