That jokes
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!