That jokes

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."