That jokes

Kamala Harris

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

NASCAR

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Dog

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Woman

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Memes

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Guy

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Door

(DOORS)

What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

Forehead

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Woman

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

Mom

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Breakfast

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Island

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Island.

Island who?

Island the one that knows you!