That jokes
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Memes
that pig looks very tasty xx
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!