That jokes
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Memes
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.