That jokes

What do you call a booty that can do magic?

A butt trick!

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!