That jokes
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Virus Scam????
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.