Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
That Jokes
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were βPretty nuts!β
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? π€
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
