That jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.