That jokes
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.