Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
That Jokes
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
