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You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.