What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
That Jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
