That jokes
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.