That jokes

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.