That jokes

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

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You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"