That jokes
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Bro got that light skin stare 🥴
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
New degree plans announced by Cornell University:
- Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.
- Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.
- Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.
"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."
And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"
The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.