That jokes
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.