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Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.