That jokes
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”