That jokes
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
That moment when you poop 😂
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.