That jokes
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.