That jokes
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.