People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
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Listen here, Wade, you are a silly goose. You think it's a coincidence that everything is made in China? It's all connected, like threads in a poorly made suit. The joke is that instead of "ties" as in connections to Russia, it means ties, like neckties, which are usually made in China. Get it now?